A Quick Way To Be Rid Of A Wife
- I had a wife and got no good of her Here is how I got rid of her:
Took her out and chopped the head of her Early in the morning.
- Seeing as how there was no evidence For the sheriff or his reverence
They had to call it an act of providence Early in the morning.
- So if you've a wife and get no good of her Hers is how to easy get rid of her:
Take her out and chop the head of her Early in the morning.
From the collection Songs From Hazzards Huzzah